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Save Water in Five Steps

Save Water in Five Steps

  1. Proper clock / controller management.
  2. Improve system performance.
  3. Spray to drip irrigation conversions.
  4. Redesign your landscape and install drought tolerant plants.

Step 1 – Understanding plant / water / soil relationships.

Understanding the way water moves through, and is stored in soils is essential to understanding how a plants can access and pull that moisture up into the leaves for hydration and growth. Soil is just like a sponge. The larger the sponge, the more water is stored.

For soils in your yard this example is best described as; “the deeper the soil profile the larger the sponge, the more moister is available for the plant roots to pull up into the leaves”.

SOIL PROFILE – The different layers of various soils from the surface down.?? For this discussion we will concentrating on the layers that concern plant growth. Those are the thatch layer (this is technically not a soil layer but it is important for our discussion), the surface of the soil, and the root zone.

An irrigation system is an imitation of natural rain.

We all know that rain is a uniform application of water. It’s the same amount in the front yard is it is in the back yard. A spray irrigation system, or one that uses pop-up spray heads to apply water is the most accurate way to imitate rain. We know this because when we were kids it was fun to play in the sprinklers because we could get wet with the sun shining to keep us warm. Playing in the rain was sometimes too cold because the sun was gone behind the clouds. This point is important due to the fact that the sun can act against us when we water by evaporating the moisture before it has a chance to enter the soil profile. We’ll get into this more in step two.??A spray irrigation system is the best type of system to have for plant growth because we know it imitates rain most accurately. However, it can be the most inefficient system due to the fact that the water is launched into the air as tiny droplets that can evaporate due to wind, heat, and soil conditions.

IRRIGATION EFFICIENCY – The application of water to your landscape with minimal losses to evaporation.

Plant roots are opportunistic.

They will grow wherever they find good conditions. The basic needs of plant roots are moisture and oxygen. Plant need oxygen to grow. Oxygen from the atmosphere can penetrate soils at the upper layers of the soil profile. How deep depends on the types of soils, textures, and other factors that are not as important as just knowing that the roots need that oxygen to grow and survive. So if your lawn is muddy or makes a squishy sound when you walk on it, it may have so much moisture that there is reduced oxygen and poor root health. Avoid over saturated soils at all times.

Most of the time we will be talking about lawns. Trees and shrubs are a little different because they usually have larger, deeper roots due to the fact that they are larger plants. Plant root size is in direct relation to the size of the plant. Duh! An oak tree or spruce have huge roots that go much deeper than your lawn. The point that I’m trying to make is that we don’t need to give extra water to trees due to their deep tap roots that can access ground water. However, new trees need some help because their roots are still inside the container or root ball, and will not be able to provide enough water to make up for the water losses of the leaves or needles. An extra drip system is a good addition to the new trees for a few years until they can get established in the landscape. Extra irrigation for larger trees that have been in the ground for years is not needed and wasteful. Most mature trees have roots that extend twice the width of the branches of the tree. Your mature trees are probably getting moisture from the irrigation you provide to the lawn anyway. Yet, trees can benefit from a mulched area at their base. This gives them a place for moisture and nutrient up-take without having to complete with lawn grasses. This may not be the look that is pleasing to you but it’s a great way to help trees to thrive. We will look at different drip systems later and how to use them for different applications and plant types later in step four.

Different soil types will absorb and hold water differently. As a rule course soils will hold less water than fine soils. We have many different soils type here in our area. You could have fine silt washed down from the mountains or pure cobble rock. Maybe you have both! New homes can have all kinds of soils types usually with a thin cap of screened topsoil applied by the landscaper during installation. I don’t want to imply that you need to spend a lot of time worrying about your soil type. You just need to keep this in mind as your irrigation system runs during the season.

The courser your soil (the larger the soil particles) is, the shorter the duration between watering times. If you have very fine, deep, silty soils you may be able to go days between watering. But only if your lawn has deep roots. If you have one of those situations with poor cobble soils with a thin cap of topsoil then you will have to work a little harder to train the lawn to grow those deep roots. The trick is to run your irrigation system for a long time (maybe 30-40 mins. per zone) and then stop watering for as long as possible so the soil can dry out. That’s right. I said 30-40 min per zone. Most people run a zone for about 10-15 min. and loose much of that water to evaporation. Plus they only end up watering the top few inches of soil. Where do you think the plant roots will grow if only the top few inches of soils are moist? You got it, at the surface. And that’s the opposite of what we want to happen!

Plant roots need dry cycles.

They harden off and get more durable when subjected to dry periods. Does it rain every day a dawn for 10-15 minets? If your a farmer that would be great. The reality is that it rains for hours and then no rain for days or even weeks. Plants have evolved over time to cope with this by growing when soil moisture is high and hardening off during dry periods to wait for the next rain cycle. Remember we want to imitate mature.

There is another benefit to dry cycles. Remember that roots are opportunistic. As the soil dries it dries at the surface first and then dries down deep. The roots at the surface stop growing as that soil dries. The roots that are deeper continue to grow because the moisture in the deeper soil layers allows that growth. Roots will also continue to grow deeper over multiple dry cycles. The result is a deeper root system. Plants don’t have minds. They don’t think about these things. They react to their environment in predetermined ways. It’s our job to manipulate that environment to encourage those plant habits. As you can see we can encourage bad habits as well if we don’t take the right steps.

In step 2 we will look at your irrigation system and how to use it to perform these procedures and best imitate natural rain with minimal losses to evaporation. The trick is to realize that we under irrigate most of the time and that you can have the confidence to apply water for over a half an hour rather than 10 minutes.

For years I worked in the interior plantscape industry installing and maintaining large indoor gardens in malls, hospitals, and restaurants. When people would ask me to look at their plants and tell them what was wrong it would usually be a simple fix of watering with more water, less often. This fear of over watering is well founded. Yet, we need to overcome that fear and let plants grow the way nature intended.

CONCLUSION – Your soils should be totally saturated without being muddy and then allowed to dry out as much as possible without wilting the plants to encourage deep root growth.


STEP 2 – Proper Clock / Controller Management.

Now that we know what the roots require to grow, we need to find out how to run our irrigation systems to provide the proper moisture levels. The most important piece of your irrigation system is the clock or controller. If you have an old system it is very important to think about replacing your controller. If your system is very old then you may want to replace the heads and valve too. Or you may want to simply replace the whole thing. Ask a few different landscape or irrigation contractors for an assessment of your system to see if you need upgrades or replacement. Most systems have a life of about fifteen years.

Many people set the time on their controller in the spring and then walk away for the rest of the season. I call this the RONCO effect. ‘Set It and Forget It!’ This is wrong for irrigation. Nature changes during the seasons. So should we! I tell people to change their irrigation cycles a minimum of three times a season. Here and in most parts of the country there is a spring wet period followed by a hot summer period that may have thunderstorms or may be very dry as with our region. Then there is a fall period that is cooler and in some ares wetter too. Can you see a trend? In our area the spring can be very wet. In fact you may be able to start your system and then not run it for weeks. Most of the time you will want to maintain moisture levels to allow the grass and larger plants to come out of dormancy before the hot dry summer cycle begins. A system should also be checked once a month to ensure it is working properly. We will look at this more in step three.

Irrigation controllers have reached a level of computer sophistication that allows user to design many different management programs for maintaining soil moisture. For our discussion we will focus on only a few.

Cycle and Soak method of watering – This is when you run a zone for two or more short periods instead of a long continuous cycle.

Seasonal Adjust feature on you controller – This is a feature on most computer irrigation controllers that allows you to keep the same schedule and reduce the overall amount of water being applied by a percentage. The Rainbird company has developed a wonderful set of on-line tutorials to help you learn how to use your Rainbird controller. http:/www.rainbird.com

IRRIGATION ZONE – Any section or portion of a irrigation system that runs at any one time.

Irrigation times equal water penetration.

Why cycle and soak? The decision to use a cycle and soak method is determined by the type soil you have in your yard and how dry the soil is a the start of a watering cycle. Runoff of water from the surface of the soil should be avoided. If your soil can only absorb a curtain amount of water at a time then you may have water running off onto sidewalks or down the drain if your system is applying water faster than the soil can absorb it. Then switch to cycle and soak. Run your zone for ten minutes. the run it again for fifteen more in the same evening. This allows the soil to get charged with a little water so it will be able to absorb more later. This method is crucial for those zones where 30 or even 45 minutes of watering time are needed.

Seasonal adjust is a good feature because it allows you to change the amount of water without having to change all the times and possibly make a mistake with the controller. Use this feature sparingly. It would be better to keep the amount of water per cycle the same and lengthen the time between watering cycles.

The soil will not change so the amount of water applied should not change. Change the duration between watering to react to the climate.

Remember, your soils profile and its texture (whether it’s course or fine) will not change so the amount of water that can be applied at any one time will also not change. How will you know how much water your soil can handle? That question can only be answered by setting watering times, running the system, and than physically checking the moisture levels at different soil depths. This can be done by digging a hole and feeling the soil, or using a soil probe. Using a shovel at first will help determine how deep your root zone is. There is no use in watering down a foot and a half if your root zone is only eight inches deep.

The point is that regular investigation is required to know how your soils and roots are reacting to the watering times and schedules. Don’t ‘Set It and Forget It!’

University research shows that up to seventy five percent of irrigation water can be lost to evaporation when running the system during hot, windy, daytime cycles. That’s right 75%! ALWAYS WATER AT NIGHT. If your system is too large to run all the zones in one evening then split it into different nights and keep trying to get those roots to grow deeper.

Researchers use complex charts like the Irrigation Monograph below to determine evaporation rates for irrigation systems. We will avoid long academic discussions of how to use these graphs. We will look at how they show the water losses by watering in the day time as apposed to the night time. Using the Nomograph below we can determine that with our low humidity levels, and high winds that are common in the summer the amount of water losses during the day are close to 20%. However, running the irrigation at night with a reduction of wind speeds and temperatures, those losses are reduced to UNDER 5%.

That becomes more significant when we look at the amount of water in gallons that are used when running a system for one day or cycle.

Lets look at an average irrigation system.

IRRIGATION SYSTEM – 50 spray heads using 2 ‘gallons per minute’ (GPM).
50 x 2 GPM = 100 GPM total system usage (in gallons).

The system runs once a day for 20 minutes per zone
100 GPM x 20 minutes per day = 2000 gallons per day.

The system runs a total of 5 months during the Summer season.
2000 gallons per day x 150 days per season = 300,000 gallons per season.

WITH 20% OF IRRIGATION LOSSED TO EVAPORATION WHEN WATERING IN THE DAY THAT EQUALS 60,000 GALLONS OF WATER LOSSED FROM OUR AQUIFER PER SYSTEM PER YEAR!

WRAP YOUR MIND AROUND THIS!

A swimming pool that measures 30 ft. wide by 50 ft. long with an average depth of 5 feet holds about 56,000 gallons of water.

A small landscape can loose enough water to fill a swimming pool. Its important to relate loses of water to items in every day life so we can be more aware of how careful we need to be with irrigation management.

The first five to ten minutes of an irrigation cycle can be stolen from the soil as the water covers and saturates the leaf blades and thatch layer. So if your watering for ten minutes your roots are getting little or no water.

It’s important to mention that these figures are not meant to make anyone feel bad or to expose them as part of the problem. Everyone wants to do the right thing. Yet many of us do not know where to start. The first way to start being more responsible is to be more aware. It’s important to equate these facts and figures to items that the average person can understand

CONCLUSION – The irrigation controller is a tool to manipulate soil moisture levels in soil to grow deep roots.

Step 3 – Improving System Performance

Improving system performance is a process of ensuring that your irrigation water is distributed evenly throughout your landscape. The technical term is Distribution Uniformity. The factors that can lead to poor performance are:

MAINTENANCE ISSUES
- Clogged nozzles
- Old, or damaged nozzles
- Different types of heads on the same zone

DESIGN ISSUES
- Underpowered system
- Leaking pipes and valves.
- Incorrect spacing of heads.

How do we usually fix those nasty dry spots that occur in our lawns every summer?

Add more time to the zone!

That’s like trying to improve gas millage by installing a larger engine in your car. As we learned earlier the depth of the roots have a lot to do with keeping our lawns healthy. The uniform application of water is another big issue. Remember, were imitating natural rain. Before the roots have a chance to grow deeper we need to be sure that all the roots are getting the same amount of moisture per irrigation cycle.

This is one aspect of this discussion that I recommend paying for good help. Researching the kind of heads you have, selecting and buying nozzles, and installing them can be tedious and time consuming. There are many technical issues and special tools that will be needed to do the job.

The distinction between maintenance and design issues reflects how involved and possibly expensive the process can be.

Changing nozzles can be done by the home owner with a little homework and a half day spent in the yard. The design issues may need more extensive work. Many contractors will inspect your system for free and suggest a solution. I do recommend getting at least three different companies to look at the system and compare each solution to be sure you are getting only what you need.

CONCLUSION – Most irrigation repairs can be done easily. But don’t be afraid to invest in good professional help.

Step 4 – Spray to Drip Conversions

Most of this discussion has focused on lawns. Lawns grow best from overhead spray irrigation which can be the most inefficient. Trees and shrubs will grow very well with drip tube or single emitter devices. Most systems use spray heads around the foundation of the home to apply water to shrubs and flowers. Those spray zones can be converted to drip and save thousands of gallons of water. A product offered by the Rainbird company will allow you to use the existing spray heads to provide water to a drip system. We will discuss how to convert a spray zone to drips for a planting bed that has 20-30 trees and shrubs planted throughout.

First

Locate all the spray heads in the zone to be converted. Simply turn on the zone and mark with an irrigation flag provided at the store you buy the drip parts from. They are usually free.

A small portion of the heads per zone will be converted to supply the new drip heads with water.

try to keep the heads to be converted about 50 feet apart. this approach will use the existing pipes under ground in place and keep the conversion costs down.

Second

Purchase and install special nozzle caps that cap a spray head so no water can come out.

this will divert the water to the heads selected in step one.

Then we will install another device that will join the new drip parts with the old spray heads (pa-80).

at this point the capped spray heads become no more than a part of the piping.

Be sure to flush the system before you insert the new adapter to remove any dirt in the system.

Obstructions can cause many problems since the holes in drip systems are so small.

The pa-80 is a rainbird product that will allow a direct attachment of the 1/2 inch drip tube to the old head.

in the next step we will attach the new distribution tube (xbs – 100) to the old head. in effect we are replacing the underground piping system with a smaller piping system on top of the ground.

this will make the process much easier than digging new trenches. at the end of the convertion we can lay a new layer of mulch and cover the new piping.

Third

before installing the PA-80 to the top of the spray heads to be used for the new drip zone, Be sure to remove the original nozzle first. Once this devise is installed all other drip devices can be attached to 1/2 inch distribution tube that is attached to this device. This is the basis for the conversion. Most importantly it can be done above ground with ease.

The rainbirtd mdcf50fpt 1/2 inch adapters will allow the attachment of the new distribution tubing.

the xbs – 100 is the new piping to deliver water to the individual drip devices.

Fourth

after using the 1/2 inch adapters to install the 1/2 inch XBS-100 distribution tube, build a loop of the tubing to further deliver water to all trees and shrubs in the planting bed.

Fifth

attach the ‘Pressure Compensating Modules’ to change from the 1/2 inch XBS tube that delivers the water throughout the bed to the 1/4 inch tube that delivers the water to the specific plant(s).

Most spray systems have pressures too high for drip systems requiring large, expensive pressure reducing valves.

an ‘in-line’ pressure reducing valve is also recommended.

Sixth

From the 1/4 inch tubing you can attach all of the different emitters.

with this method the system can be expanded as new plant materials are added. of course their will be a maximum number of emitters that can be added until the zone is under – powered and all the emitters malfunction.

Filtration is very important. Because of the small holes used to deliver the water even small amounts of dirt or debris will clog the emitters. When converting a spray zone to drips always install a filter at the valve. your irrigation parts store can recommend a model that works for your system and application.

You may also want to bury the spray heads that supply your new drip zone deeper into the ground. Remember these are ‘pop-up’ spray heads so they will lift the 1/2 inch tubing up out of the ground when the pressure ‘pops’ them up.

CONCLUSION – you can save thousands of gallons per month by converting spray zones to drip zones for trees and shrubs.

Step 5 – Re-design Your Landscape to Install Drought Tolerant Plants.

The fifth step requires more commitment than most but the rewards will be spectacular. Many people believe the myth that drought tolerant or zeriscape gardens have to be sagebrush and wildflowers. Biome Design Services has pioneered the concept of ‘Hybrid landscapes’. This is the combination of native, regional, and exotic plant materials in balance to reduce overall water requirements without sacrificing a traditional look.

Native plants – Plants and trees that grow naturally in our area such as Southern and central Idaho. Example – lodgepole pine, quaking aspen.
Regional plants – plants and trees that grow in the overall region or habitat like the rocky mountains. Example – Colorado Blue spruce.

Exotic plants – plants and trees that do not grow in our area or region, or are dependant on man for their cultivation and survival. Example – Kentucky blue grass, annual flowers.

For most people ripping out all of their plants and replanting their yard is not possible.

But as we have seen our lawns are the largest source of water losses from our aquifer to the atmosphere. So if we change over to drip in our planting beds and convert our lawns to native and regional grasses the savings can be tremendous.

For this discussion we will learn how an average homeowner can switch from standard sod lawns to native lawn grasses with minimal cost of disruption to their lives. It’s important to look at how a grass seed germinates and what it needs to survive and become established. The three basic needs are listed below.

Sunlight – As the seed germinates the first grass blade need to reach the sun to start photosynthesis to give the energy to grow those deep roots we have been speaking about in the previous steps.

Moisture – For obvious reasons. In the early stages of growth the seedlings first root is very small so the watering frequency needs to be very short.

Loose Soils – The new seedlings need soft soils to penetrate fast and establish quickly.

Later we’ll learn how to provide these parameters to a newly seeded lawn for fast growth and establishment.

what to plant in place of sod? Our area is a good region to use grasses from the fescue family.

Their are many types of fescues used in landscaping and golf courses. Because of our high altitude we will focus on three types of fescue. We’ll also look at Buffalo Grass too but it has limited use here because of our cold winters.

Idaho Fescue – Festuca idahoensis

A native to western United states up into Canada. It has short fine textured blades and a blue green color. This grass can handle extreme drought. I have planted this grass in native designs that I’ve done in the past. I watched this species go a month without water in the early summer without loosing it’s color. In fact when the irrigation was turn on it greened up even more in a few days and looked great.

It also grows slowly too. So you will need much less mowing. In fact, one of my clients mows his yard once a season. For most people a frequency of once a month would be nice. Many people think that this grass feels lumpy under foot and are hesitant to plant it as a lawn. This seed needs to be planted a double the rate for a bluegrass lawn. As the individual plants grow the bunches are so close together that the lumpiness goes away. In fact the grasses are so tight that few weeds can grow.

One drawback is that this variety is not widely grown so large quantities may be hard to find. It would be good to mix this grass with others if sufficient quantities cannot be found.

Sheep Fescue – Festuca ovina

A native of Europe and central Asia. This grass is very similar to Idaho Fescue in growth habit and requirements. It is also extremely drought tolerant with very slow growth. It also needs to be planted at heavier rates than normal. Yet, once it is established it will reseed if the seed heads are left on until the end of the season.

I have looked into if this grass has become invasive in any other areas. It is very critical to make sure that this species will do no harm to native plants. So far I have found no evidence of this being the case.

This seed is produced in much larger quantities so it would be easier to purchase. It’s benefits of water conservation and reduced mowing would make it a great addition to a hybrid landscape.

Creeping Red Fescue – Festuca rubra

There are many different varieties of red fescue on the market. It has been used in traditional seed mixes for its ability to grow in shade. It is not quite as drought tolerant as the previous grasses it can be a good choice for shaded areas and its creeping habit will help the other fescues to form a thick sod.

This grass is used in many low maintenance seed mixes on berms in our area.

Buffalograss – Buchloe dactyloides

As the name suggests this grass was discovered in the plains states and has evolved with the bison here in the United States. It has excellent drought tolerance and a growth habit that creates a thick sod.

Its big drawback is that it will go brown in the fall and stay brown until Spring. Most of our area is pretty cold so this grass would be hard to get established. I would recommend using south of Hailey. However, there is a lawn of Buffalograss in the Heatherlands north of Ketchum. It can be done but with some extra effort.

Most of the native lawns in my portfolio use mostly Sheep Fescue due to the availability and cost. I have found that it fills in quickly and forms a good sod when established properly. In the next sections we’ll go over how you can convert your lawn with a weekend of work, a rental tiller, seed, and fertilizer.

Converting your lawn is easier than you think. It doesn’t require removal of large trucks of old sod or importing of new soil.

This method will give the new seed the three requirements we discussed earlier in the step. Killing the old lawn, tilling the soil, and planting and establishing the new seed are the basic steps to this process.

The goal is to do this without hauling materials to the dump and adding to our waste burden.

In our area hydroseeding is the preferred method of applying seed to lawn and natural grass areas. Lets look at hydroseeding and how it works. We will find that we can recreate those aspects of hydrodeed with the existing lawn in our yards.

Hydroseed is the process of spraying a mixture of seed, fertilizer, and a paper product called hydromulch that has been processed to look and feel like a loose fiber. Those ingredients are mixed in a special machine that shoots them out of a hose on to the ground. What this does is give the seedlings when they germinate an environment that has enough moisture to enable the seedlings roots to penetrate the soil.

As we learned earlier seedling need three things: sunlight, moisture, and loose soils. Hydroseeding provides these needs with the hydromulch. It holds water for the new roots. It is very loose and will allow the new grass blades and roots to reach the sun and soil under the hydroseed mixture.

It is still crucial to loosen the soil under the new hydroseed so the grass can send roots deep into the soil. Remember step two?

We can imitate these aspects of hydroseed with the materials on hand if we want to do the whole job ourselves. Yet, if you want to apply hydroseed you can. Just be sure to till the old dead grass into the soil completely. Applying hydroseed on top of old lawn will create an air layer that will cause the new seedling to die and will not produce the lawn we want. We’ll look more into this later.

Now let’s learn the steps to lawn conversion.

STEP ONE – Apply a herbicide to the existing lawn to kill the grass and make way for the new lawn. Killing the old grass is crucial because the old grass blades will shade the ground and keep the new grass blades from reaching the sun. You can do this yourself or hire a professional service to perform this step.

STEP TWO – after the old grass is dead use a rototiller to till the dead grasses into the top 4” of soil so the new seedlings can reach the soil quickly.

CAUTION! BE SURE NOT TO TILL TOO DEEP. YOU WILL CUT YOUR IRRIGATION LINES. ALL WE NEED IS TO MAKE SURE THE OLD GRASS IS MIXED WITH THE EXISTING SOIL.

In step two you can proceed two directions. If you would like to have your new lawn hydroseeded then the rototiller is required. If you want to do the entire job yourself then leave the dead grass in place. The dead grass blades will provide similar benefits as the hydromulch. Spread the new grass seed by hand or with a fertilizer spreader. I recommend using a spreader for a more uniform look.

Seed to soil contact is the most important thing to achieve when applying seed. When the seed is layed down their must be some kind of action to get the individual seeds down into the old dead grass and in contact with the soil. This can be done with a leaf rake or by dragging a 4’ by 4’ section of chain link fence. I recommend the rototiller and the hydroseed but this method will work with good results.

Seed to soil contact is the most important thing to achieve when applying seed.

Seeding rates are important when using these bunch grasses. At lower rates the bunches can create a bumpy feel when walking on the lawn. Traditional seed is applied at a rate of 4 lbs per 1000 square feet. These grasses should be applied at 8 lbs per 1000 square feet.

Once the seed is applied the irrigation becomes very important. For most situations it is necessary to run the irrigation lawn zones up to three to five time a day. The reason is that in our climate the top half inch of soil will dry out in a matter of hours. If the seedling’s first root is only a quarter of an inch long we need to keep that half inch of soil or hydromulch wet at all times. Below is a typical irrigation schedule for newly applied seed.

5:00 am 15 minutes – This gets the area moist for the upcoming day.

10:00 am 15 minutes – this cycle can be eliminated first as the grass grows.

2:00 pm 20 minutes – the longer run time is due to the higher temps and higher wind. This cycle should be kept the longest due to the extreme stress at this time of day.

7:00 pm 15 minutes – This is to charge the soils with moisture for the evening. It can be second cycle to be eliminated as the grass becomes established.

The trick is to closely monitor the grasses as the grow to see how deep the roots are penetrating. Then changes to the irrigation can be made. The deeper the roots the less water we need to apply. This process may take a month or more. We want to slowly wean the lawn off the constant watering to encourage deep root growth that we learned in earlier steps.

Fertilization is also important. In the first growing season a heavy fertilization program will cause the grasses to grow in quickly and reduce weed infestation. It will also help the grasses grow roots faster and enable you to reduce the irrigation faster. When choosing a fertilizer look for one with a balanced ratio of nutrients. You can find the ratio as three numbers located on the bag.

Use one application when the seed is applied, and one about two months later. After the first growing season additional fertilizer will be less important. Once the grass is established and had formed a thick sod, it will naturally keep out most weeds.

CONCLUSION – It’s important to keep in mind that water conservation and reducing green house gasses is a commitment that requires us to think outside the box. It also requires us to look at the big picture. For instance we will use a grass species from another region in order to save water. As our area becomes more developed and we have to share dwindling resources, it is important to change our mindsets and seek out ways to save our resources.

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• Residential energy consumption 21%

• Commercial buildings 16%

Over the next decade, those sectors of the economy driven by consumer demand are the ones which will most rapidly increase greenhouse gases – buildings and houses.

The good news is that there are multiple opportunities to improve upon these areas. For example, the demand for energy could be reduced by 25 to 30% through a series of low cost, high return steps:

• Monitor & control of energy consumption specifically heating and cooling in homes and buildings – Smart Grid

• Replacement of incandescent bulbs with compact florescent lighting

• Equipment replacement, choosing high-efficiency water heaters and Energy StarTM appliances when it’s time for new These seemingly small steps save energy and reward investment with a rapid payback of less than 2 years, although many are immediate and some actually pay for themselves instantaneously.

In fact, according to the McKinsey Report “Reducing U.S. Greenhouse Gas Emissions: How Much What Cost” 40% of the total options for reducing greenhouse gases do not cost, rather releases money into the economy.

As the recognition not only of the costs of global warming, but also the savings to be realized with replacement and upgrading, become apparent, opportunities abound! There are numerous initiatives and programs supporting environmentally friendly products and solutions which continue to unfold at a breakneck pace. These initiatives are for products designed to be manufactured using greener processes and handled responsibly at the end of their life cycle as well as those specifically designed to aid industries and individuals in reducing their carbon footprint. Products such as Western Digital’s GreenPower hard drives and Seimens hybrid drive system for buses reduce energy consumption and CO2 emissions up to 40 percent. Both were developed under green initiatives and are taking their industries by storm.

Green Engineering, what is it?

Clean Energy Act, RoHS & WEEE

WEEE As of August 13, 2005, producers have been required to finance the collection, treatment, recycling and recovery of all Waste Electrical & Electronic Equipment

RoHS As of July 1 2006 Electrical & Electronic Equipment may no longer be sold in the European Union if it contains any of six banned substance Restriction of Hazardous Substances On March 1 2007 the first phase of Administration on the Control of Pollution Caused by Electronic Information Products came into effect.

The Climate Control Bill introduced by Representatives Edward Markey (D-Mass.) & Henry Waxman (D-Calif.) in May of 2009 introduced the most recent version of the American Clean Energy & Security Act and aims to reduce greenhouse gas emissions by 17% below 2005 levels by the year 2020. It would distribute up to 85 percent of pollution permits in a proposed cap-and-trade program.

The Carrot & Stick

Cash & Energy Savings Using Wireless Sensor Networks

Industries everywhere are finding ways to save not only on energy and it’s costs but through the use of wireless networks, in numerous other ways too.

According to Oak Ridge National Laboratories, through the use of wireless sensor networks, savings on energy for motors used in industrial processes could improve efficiency by 20%, resulting in significant cost savings. Wayne Manges said: “With electric motor-driven systems accounting for nearly one-fourth of all electricity consumption in the United States, the potential for savings is huge.”

The Department of Energy’s Industrial Technologies Program works with US industry to improve environmental performance and energy efficiency. The ITP is distributing 15 million to support R&D specifically to improve energy efficiency in industrial processes. Already a number of new wireless sensor products are being developed together with the Department of Energy.

Cost savings with wireless systems are recognized in multiple areas including materials and labor where the cost of running wire in plants ranges between $155 and $3,700 per foot. The typical payback for wired systems is 24 months and less than a quarter of that for a wireless equivalent, only six months. Add in the on-going energy savings and the return on investment decision is very clear.

In a large number of industries, companies are recasting their product lines to implement wireless technologies. “We can’t think of any segment of the industry that isn’t going to be impacted by this,” states Honeywell’s CTO Dan Shiflin.

Wireless sensor networks of all varieties are exploding into our world. There is a massive amount of research & development, from academia to start-ups, pushing to create proverbial “better-faster-cheaper” products. A growing number of products are based on an emerging specification “ZigBee”. A majority of utility companies that have settled on a standard have identified ZigBee as their preference due in main to its inherent security capabilities. Real-time data from wireless sensors networks will enable companies to achieve greater productivity and efficiency by continually improving their processes.

Named BP International’s first Director of Technology & Sensory Networks, for the oil company’s Technology Office, Ken Douglas said “You don’t ask people ‘How would you use ZigBee?’ Because they don’t know, but if you ask them: ‘How would you use information that you can now access for the first time?’ They have to think about it for a bit, but then the ideas just starting pouring out.”

In addition to the benefits of ZigBee’s security layers, the mesh network is highly reliable, flexible and can connect a variety of sensors simultaneously including protocols such as OPC, Modbus and HART.

The technologies for green engineering are not only cost effective, if done right, they are cash positive. When it comes to the design and development of products that are energy efficient and eco-friendly, as well as cost effective, wireless sensor networks make “better faster cheaper” energy saving products. Electronic designs using Zigbee products are making home sensors and energy saving devices a reality.It is less expensive when you get smarter, simpler products with better resource utilization while conserving precious resources.

Engineering…great profession…

“Engineering … it is a great profession. There is the fascination of watching a figment of the imagination emerge through the aid of science to a plan on paper. Then it moves to realization in stone or metal or energy. Then it brings jobs and homes to men. Then it elevates the standards of living and adds to the comforts of life. That is the engineer’s high privilege.”

Herbert Hoover, Civil Engineer, 1929. 31st President

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Cousin Woodie And The Internet By Tony Crowley

My Cousin Woodie and the Internet

By Tony Crowley

My cousin Woodie was an overweight dropout in his early 40’s who lived on a trailer park in the USA. He never married and was often unemployed.  He was quite a clever guy but somewhat unhinged.  Generally, he kept himself to himself so few folks on the park ever saw him around. They certainly heard him though, for at dawn he liked to burst into song, just making up any words he didn’t know:

Jo Jo was a man before he was a woman, but he was another man.
Michelle ma belle, some say monkeys play piano well,  ma belle Michelle.

Beatles fans must have found it particularly annoying. I know I would.

Woodie liked to brag about his collection of exotic foreign magazines which he hid in a shoe box in his den when his ma called round. He also kept a train set, ordered a lot of model aeroplane glue and wrote bad poetry. Though I hadn’t seen him for several years, he emailed me regularly.??His main contact with the outside world, however,  was through the internet where he used dubious pseudonyms and sent up or lampooned internet forums.

On a parenting forum an anxious father reported that, to his horror,  he had found his 13yr old daughter smoking. Among the members’ helpful suggestions and replies,  you would have found Trailertrash asking if she was just hanging out with bikers or puffing away in front of her kids.

On a  medical forum, as Trousersnake, he commiserated with those suffering from loss of libido but described in some detail how the offending medication (Lyrica) was having quite the opposite effect on him. He made it sound like boasting.

A missionary ship bound for Africa was holed up awaiting repairs in Newcastle, England.  Eager to sail, the crew vented their frustration, through various blogs, at the lack of progress in the shipyard.  As Trinity, Woodie warned the good people that as the ship probably provided the only form of employment in that city, it would never be allowed leave. In the circumstances, they should consider devoting their lives to converting the locals. His suggestion was not well received.

Visiting a sailboat forum, as Capt Bligh RN, he posted a design for a self-steering device which looked quite genuine but was complete nonsense. Several hundred members made the device and, oddly enough, a few of them claimed that it worked. One unfortunate sailor used it on a Pacific crossing and was never heard of again.

By the way, if you are a member of the international PrayForMe forum, remove Repentant from your list of those in need of  your assistance. Like most of us, Woodie may have worried about the stock market, but he was not the multi-millionaire he claimed to be and did not require divine intervention in his choice of investments.   Be generous, brothers and sisters, and find some space in your hearts to forgive him.
Should you happen across any of his suggestions for evading speeding fines or income tax, I would suggest that you ignore them. At the time, a few were quite promising but all the loopholes have now been firmly closed.

Childhood

Though he was rather scared of his ma, Woodie was very loyal to her.  In fact, when she was transferred to the hospital wing, he visited the prison every month.  She once told me that as a child he entered an talent contest and sang a sentimental ditty he had heard on the radio:

M is for the million things she gave me
O is only that she’s growing old
T is for the tears she shed to save me
H is for her heart of purest gold
I is for her eyes forever shining
R is right and right she’ll always be
Put them all together they spell MOTHER
A word that means the world to me.

While the audience, the judges and his mom, rocked with laughter, Woodie stood on the stage in confusion. Then, struggling to contain his amusement, an elderly judge shouted:
Put them all together, they spell MOTHIR.
A word that makes no sense to me!

The audience collapsed in convulsions and Woodie fled the stage in tears. That was the end of his brief career in show business. When his mother told me this, she was still laughing and said ‘Little varmint should have taken a bow. Might have won.’

Siblings? Yes there are two older sisters. As kids, I believe they were fond of him but had a strange way of showing it. They once told him that he had a twin brother called Forrest. He was very excited and asked them where his twin was now. They offered to show him. ‘Do I need to put on my shoes?’ he asked. ‘No,’ they replied, ‘Just come in your bare feet.’ He followed them to the bottom of the garden where they showed him a large mound of earth. ‘Forrest is buried under there,’ they whispered sadly and then ran off laughing into the pig field. I think it affected him quite badly.

The world of education was not always kind to Woodie. On his very first day, the teacher told the kids that they were to draw a picture of something that they liked. She handed out paper and crayons and the kids eagerly set about the task. When they had finished, she told them to put their names on their drawings and hand them in so she could mark them. Woodie, who had drawn a very good picture of Squirts, his dog, waited in anticipation as the teacher studied the various works of art. She then showed them individually to the class and it was clear that the quality of the artwork gradually improved as she worked through the pile. Finally, she reached the last drawing and it just had to be Woodie’s.  ‘Now look carefully, children,’ she ordered. To Woodie’s joy, she held the sketch of his beloved Squirts in front of the class. Then, to his horror, she tore his picture into several pieces. ‘This is what happens when you don’t put your name on your work.’

Some years ago I asked him if he had ever seen his father and told me that he had met him just the once. His pa had turned up on a motorbike outside the educational institution where Woodie was being reformed and asked permission to spend a couple of hours with his son. After an emergency staff conference, permission was granted and, with Woodie perched precariously on the pillion, they roared off together into the desert. Later, propped up against a rock and enjoying a joint, this long lost relative stared at his son for a while and then offered some words of wisdom. ‘Listen kiddo,’ he said, ‘Whenever you get nervous, take several deep breaths to calm things down. It always works with me.’  Woodie thanked him for the fatherly advice but thought he would have preferred a crash helmet.  With dusk falling, they raced back to the school.  As the gates closed behind him, Woodie turned and watched his father disappear towards the sunset in a cloud of smoke. That was the last he ever saw of him.  I asked Woodie what his father looked like. ‘I dunno,’ he replied, ‘He never took his goggles off.’

Woodie was never very confident or comfortable with girls. His mother once told me that any decent girl would be hard-pressed to seek a romantic association with her son, though those were not her exact words. He did, however, have a Brazilian penfriend called Lidjaine. She was learning English at the time and, after an exchange of letters,  he sent her a charming little poem which he had written.

To Lidjaine

Lidjaine Lidjaine Lidjaine
With your long flowing mane
and two identical eyes
that set my heart aflame.

Lidjaine Lidjaine Lidjaine
I know you’re not to blame
But there is one thing about you
I find a bit insane.

Lidjaine Lidjaine Lidjaine
I think it is a shame
That your parents didn’t call you
By another name.

Lidjaine Lidjaine Lidjaine
Oh please can you explain
How do you pronounce
Your clumsy looking name?

Lidjaine Lidjaine Lidjaine

She never replied which was a pity because he got good grades in English. For years, he kept a fading photo of her pinned up in his den next to the letter from Prince Charles (Yes, the one who lives in London, England). More of that later.

Woodie never married and it’s probably for the best.  A few years back, he was asked to be Santa Claus at the staff Christmas party in the Sewage Farm where he worked as a drains inspector. With his tattooed  fingers and wild hair, the kids approached him with some apprehension to collect their gifts.  One of his greeting cries was ‘Hi there and when’s your mom coming out of jail?’ To those who were brave enough to reply that mom was not in jail, he shouted ‘That’s great news! So they’ve let her out in time for Christmas!’  The following year they employed a professional actor for this role.
Despite his failure as a young singer, Woodie never abandoned his dream of being a famous songwriter. Occasionally, he sent me the lyrics of songs he had written and asked me to put a tune to them. I grew tired of this and just kept sending him the same tune, but Woodie was too busy writing new songs to notice.

I guess he must have penned over three hundred songs. The last one he sent me was entitled Try, Try, Try Again. which seemed appropriate.  He liked writing country music: The marriage is tomorrow but the honeymoon’s tonight!,  She stole my heart, my hat and my horse, etc.  He mailed I’ll Just Lie Here to several well known country singers but their agents ignored it.  Personally, I found it rather disturbing.  Here’s the chorus:

I see a man with my wife
I see a man living my life
I see a man with my gal
If I’d a gun I’d blast him to hell.
But I’ll just lie here all alone
I’ll just lie here on my own
I’ll just lie here outside town
I’ll just lie here – six foot down.

Animal lovers would not have appreciated the lyrics of Bring your dog up right. You only needed one verse to see why:

Oh, I love my dog to pieces
For she really cures the blues,
But I kick her butt each time I find
Her mess stuck on my shoes.

Inventions. Now there was a subject close to Woodie’s heart if not his brain. Some of his ideas beggared belief but they may catch on one day. For example, he developed an airbag for use with a motorbike (too late for that ride into the desert), and there was the car that could be driven from the back seat.  His other major contribution to road safety was a sharp steel spike clamped to the centre of a steering wheel and pointing at the driver’s heart.  Rather less risky, was the sideways rocking chair for use as a training aid to cure seasickness. Then there was the harmonica which played itself in a gust of wind. Another project involved home-made fireworks. Using a recipe for explosives he found on the internet, he designed a hat to fire rockets and demonstrated it at Halloween.  Though Woodie lost most of his hair, the neighbours considered the hat a resounding success.  He blamed the confusing instructions – parts of which were in Arabic.  I also recall the baby bed cage which was something parents could use to protect their newborn in bed. If one or both parents rolled over onto junior, the bars of the cage were strong enough to withstand the weight of two obese adults. As I said earlier,  it was probably for the best that he did not father any children.

The explosion was not the only time that Woodie diced with danger. He stumbled into a forum celebrating the beauty of young models and actresses. The kind of forum where sad guys post things like ‘OMG I love her and I want to marry her one day!’ Woodie added comments like ‘Well I just want her to come over and play with my train set.’ or ‘Hey, she looks like my favourite niece, Jolene!’. When he told me about this, I hit the roof. I told him to steer well clear of that stuff. You just don’t know who is on these sites. The internet is a dangerous place, even for guys who own a train set and mean what they say. Come to think of it, I don’t remember a niece called Jolene.

Earlier, I mentioned a letter from Prince Charles. Actually, the letter came from the Prince’s personal assistant but it had the right address on it and all the trimmings. It seemed that some years ago Prince Charles had an accident. Perhaps he was playing polo or involved in some kind of horse play, but he spent the night in a National Health Service hospital. This was a humble medical destination for the injured king-to-be but he was looked after with great skill and the story was picked up by the international press.  Woodie got the idea that this was a state institution providing very basic medical care for the destitute, and some folks in the UK would agree. He wrote a letter to Prince Charles expressing his sympathy for the injury and suggesting that he took out some Blue Cross health insurance. The return letter thanked him for his concern and assured him that the Prince had fully recovered.  Woodie was very proud of that letter. As you will see later, it may have been his first, but not his last, contact with royalty.

For someone who had probably never seen the sea, Woodie was quite interested in ships and was delighted when I sent him a photo of the SS Romantic, a rust bucket on which I had worked.  One day, he removed the photo from where it was pinned under his beloved Lidjaine and, having scanned it, started to mess around using photoshop. He altered the masts, enlarged the funnel, added some extra portholes, disguised the name and then posted it on an international forum for ship enthusiasts.  As Neptune, he asked members of the forum to help him identify it and they applied their knowledge and skills to this task with great enthusiasm. The ship’s nationality was the subject of much discussion and, according to the experts, was variously owned by Norway, Israel, Pakistan, Saudi Arabia or Poland. One member was adamant that he could see a Star of David on the funnel whereas another member insisted that the pattern was caused by some radio masts. The two became very argumentative over this point and had to be restrained by a moderator.  Asked to describe where the photo was taken, Woodie replied that he’d seen the mystery ship in Antarctica. Excited by this news, the experts embarked on another line of enquiry but it was one that led only to more arguments. By the time the topic had clocked up 2,500 visitors, Woodie decided to drop anchor. He returned to his original post and replaced the fake photo with the genuine one.  The arguments trundled on for a few more days and then someone new to the topic asked what the fuss was all about. In his opinion, it was perfectly obvious to any fool that the ship was the SS Romantic; the name was clearly painted on the bows.  Some of the self-styled experts were furious and demanded the immediate expulsion of Neptune. One irate member was particularly aggrieved because he had paid a laboratory to work on the photo in order to reveal the ship’s name.  In crossing the Australian outback to do so, his car had broken down and he went walkabout for a couple days before being rescued.

After this, Woodie tried spreading an urban myth in which the government blocked publication of a report comparing the personalities of criminals and police officers. In a study of 16 different traits, no significant differences between the two populations were discovered. Now can you imagine that any one would believe such a thing?    As Trailerskunk, he soon tired of asking junkie sites where he could obtain some pot suppositories: ‘I need a bullet shaped preparation I can place where the sun don’t shine and the cops won’t look’. Somewhat to his irritation, he discovered that such a product did indeed exist and came highly recommended, which took the wind out of his sails. Later, as IllegalAlien, he filed sightings of UFO’s with the National Reporting Center. ‘Driving north on I-440, I observed in the night sky a cigar-shaped object with a long row of windows and flashing lights descending to earth. It landed in a field to the east of Little Rock.’ No one seemed to notice that this event occurs about 150 time a day at Little Rock, but he was starting to lose interest. Then, Nigerian scammers entered his computer and they must have lived to regret it.

Like most folks who use the internet, Woodie had his fair share of scam e-mails, particularly the kind that appear in the inbox and say things like:
Dear Friend
It is with heart of hope that I write to seek your help in the context below. I am Genza Munga, the first son of the late Mko Munga,  A political philantropist and the alleged winner of the June 12 1993 Presidential election, Who died in custody of the Gen Inje Obanithe former military president of the Democratic Republic of Nigeria. I know you will be surprise on how i got your contact, but it was after a careful search in my late father archives that i saw your contact, I have no doubt on your good will to assist me in receiving into your custody (For Safety) the sum of Forty Eight Million, Five hundred Thousand United States Dollars (US$48.5M) willed and deposited in my favour by my Late father.  ………and so on.

He had several ways of dealing with these requests. One was to create an email address which included the name of the sender. So, in the example above, he would become genzamunga@whatever.com and berate the sender for stealing both his name and his scam. He would threaten to send in the  heavy mob, ‘For I know where you are hiding.’  At other times, however, he would agree to collect the crate of dollars or family jewels personally and bring the $1000 release fee in cash.

One spin-off from these scam emails was that he increased his geographical knowledge of the world quite considerably without leaving the trailer. He became quite well-informed about African countries, Holland, and the streets of Amsterdam in particular.  He often went to the trouble of investigating the cost and times of flights from New York to Amsterdam. Naturally, he would expect a driver and car to meet him at the airport and the driver had to hold up a very large card with the word Squirts on it. Squirts, of course, was long since deceased. but Woodie had never forgotten his only true friend. In meeting his scammers, he usually selected the same rendezvous which he described thus:

Go to the Amnesia Bar on the Herengracht. The music there is the pits but the coffee is good and the other customers will be too busy enjoying the smoke to notice us.       I shall be carrying an empty violin case which can be thrown into a nearby canal if we need to go somewhere else to discuss business. Meet me at the table by the entrance to the bathroom.

He said that he sometimes managed to arrange meetings with several different scammers at the same time and would sit in his trailer imagining them all threading their way through the smoke to sit at the same table by the entrance to the bathroom.
I knew that he had got involved with this kind of nonsense because he had started inserting certain phrases into the emails he sent me; phrases which he had picked up from his newfound friends such as:

Thank you and God bless you please extend my greetings to your entire family.

WHAT IS GOING ON?

Be that as it may, my friend.

Then came the fateful day when Queen Shoneka entered Woodie’s cyberspace. It was the usual kind of scam with the promise of 30% of 9 million dollars deposited by her late father (the country’s first interim president) in a South African bank. At first he played all the usual time-wasting tricks and was entertained by her quaint spelling,  eg massage instead of message.  ‘Oh Queen, how I look forward to your next massage.’  With the aid of an airways timetable, he found a flight that sounded plausible: SAA235 to Johannesburg, arriving 6 September at 7.25 am local time.  He apologised for its early arrival – deliberately timed for the middle of the busiest rush hour in Africa. Somewhat to his surprise, Queen Shoneka booked him a room in the Road Lodge Hotel not far from the airport and gave him a reservation number. Out of curiosity, Woodie checked the reservation and found it to be genuine. But, of course, he was still back home in his trailer when her driver and his assistant turned up at the airport to greet him.  Queen Shoneka began to panic:


I am writing to ask what actually is going on. You did not show up. I even sent a massage to you. Kindly reply to ease my mind. I am waiting for you at the Road Lodge Hotel and am so worried. Please don’t destroy my entire life and future.

A later massage, sorry message,  informed Woodie that her driver and the assistant had been arrested at the airport and that she was in deep trouble. It was at this point that Woodie began to feel guilty. His excuse for missing the flight was a lame one but the Queen swallowed it. He then emailed her some ideas as to how she might escape the building and avoid capture by the South African police. Eventually, he received the good news that she had taken up his suggestion of hiding in a rubbish skip, by which means she had been transported, free of charge, to an industrial tip not far from the city centre. After that, they began to exchange messages, and even the occasional photo. Undeniably, Queen Shoneka was an attractive woman and her photo soon replaced that of Lidjaine’s on the wall of his den.

When Woodie told me all this, I urged him to be cautious for Queen Shoneka might not be a genuine female monarch. In fact, she could turn out to be a six foot guy weighing 180 lbs who moonlighted as a bodyguard when he wasn’t sitting in an internet cafe. But it was no use; he was hooked and, until his emails suddenly stopped, talked of nothing else but his African Queen. I even wrote to his ma and asked her to talk some sense into him, but the reply I received came as a shock. Woodie had disappeared from the trailer park and no one knew of his whereabouts. I couldn’t believe that he had gone to South Africa to be with Queen Shoneka, though there was always a possibility that he had. It was a complete mystery.

So the months passed by and there was not a single word from Woodie.  Then, while visiting friends in the USA, I happened to pass the trailer park where he had lived and drove in.  An old guy, sitting on a bench in the sun, pointed out Woodie’s trailer, now occupied by another family.  I asked him if he remembered my cousin.  ‘Remember him?’ he replied, ‘I won’t never forget him. As sure as hell, that boy was wired to the moon. Most people round here avoided him but he didn’t scare me.  About a year ago, he just took off one night and never came back. Had an African lady with him. Fine looking woman too. I don’t know what she saw in him, but it takes all sorts.’

We sat there sharing a beer and staring at the folks going about their business in the park.  ‘You ain’t the only person whose been here looking for him,’ he continued.  I asked him what the other visitor looked like. ‘Not one visitor,’ he replied, ‘A whole darn posse of them. Police cars all over the place, special agents in the trees, loud hailers, guns at the ready. I was scared out of my mind!  We had guys from the narcotic squad, the IRS, the child protection agency, the immigration service.  You name it, they were there. In fact, before they discovered he’d split, they were arguing over who should snatch him. Do you know that Woodie had a little train set? After they searched his trailer, some of them sat outside playing with it.  The others were going through a big pile of magazines and it took them a long time. I guess he had something special hidden there. The two guys from the IRS kept sniffing at some tins. I’ll never know what that boy was up to, but it weren’t legal.’

As I drove away from the trailer park that afternoon, I felt a warm glow inside.  Cruising down the highway, I burst into a Bob Dylan song; it was one of Woodie’s favourites:
‘The ants are my friends, they’re blowin’ in the wind
The ants are blowing in the wind. ‘

Woodie, if you ever read this, I wish you and your African Queen well. Have a long and happy life together. You don’t have to send me another email. In fact, I’d be overjoyed  if you never touch another computer or surf the internet again.

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